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Challenge no.3

Challenge no. 3 - Eat a raw onion as though it is an apple
Set by my new friend, Collette. Collette is also studying journalism. She helps me survive the dullness that is Camborne, she is orginally from Leicester, she is beautiful and down to earth. Collette is a vegan so I guess she appreciates the beauty of vegetables!

Collette said she set me this challenge so I could learn the value of raw foods.

When first set with this challenge, I prayed that everyone would be kind enough to not vote for it. Alas it made the top 28.

I usually love onion, they are so versatile and cheap, I use them in most of my recipes, curries, stews, pasta, pizza, mexican, sandwiches. However as much as I enjoy onion I had never before contemplated eating a whole raw onion as though it is an apple. eewww.

Things you never knew about the humble onion....


  • 40 million tonnes are produced annually, making them the most consumed vegetable
  • The onion is a member of the lily family, I do not recommend buying a bunch of onions for your special lady though.
  • They contain Quercetin, a more powerful antioxidant than vitamin E, which helps fight colds, cancer and hayfever
  • Onions also contain chromium, which helps to combat PMS
  • The Egyptians worshipped the onion because of it's spherical shape and concentric rings
  • In Hindu, Egyptian, French and Greek culture, the onion has had a reputation as an aphrodisiac. Ooh la la.
As I am a woman of her word, I selected an onion, poured a BIG glass of water, got some tissue ready and braced myself.

As I took the first bite, I was shocked, it wasn't that bad! The worst thing was the crunch sound it made and the fact that it took ages to chew. The second bite was when it started to get a bit over-powering. By the third bite my nostrils were burning and my eyes were watering. I continued though, even though my mouth was now also burning and the onion juice swilling round my mouth was making me gag. I did have to take a couple of breaks to sort myself out and ensure I didn't puke.

Here's a couple of video clips, if you wish to witness my pain.





Success! I managed to eat a whole raw onion as though it is an apple, it took me about 15 minutes, but it really did cure my hayfever! I can't see myself doing this again, Puffin would not kiss me, my breath was on fire.

Some tips for getting rid of onion breath.....

  • Suck on a lemon
  • Chew Parsely
  • Brush your teeth, scrape tounge, use mouthwash and floss
  • Suck mints
  • Rub a stainless steel spoon round your mouth, touching all sides, gums, tongue everything!

Difficulty Rating: I managed it

Fun Factor: Not very fun, but I'd rather do this than jog 3 miles

Do this if....you want to cure hayfever and don't want to be kissed.

Holly


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To find out more about onions visit http://www.onions.org.uk/

Challenges Set So far...........

1. Cycle from Camborne to Plymouth (66 miles!)

2. Shut the hell up for an entire day
3. Convince people I am a transexual

4. Jog 3 miles

5. Cook something mental

6. Busk

7. No smoking for a day

8. Skinnydip in a river

9. Grow and dye my 'hair down there' then prove it!

10. Face a phobia

11. Go to college in my jim jams

12. Eat 3 dozen boiled eggs in one go

13. Dress up as something different everyday

14. Run everywhere for a day

15. Krump everywhere for a day



16. Stand on one leg for an hour, in fancy dress, in public and keep a straight face

17. Wear a white shirt and get 250 people to sign it

18. Talk to 10 new people

19. Eat a raw onion like it is a apple

20. Blag my way into a gig

21. Dress as Mr. T (I pity the fool who set me this challenge)

22. Wear a candy bra as a bikini top for the day

23. Convince people I am a hobo and earn 10 bucks

24. Travel 5 miles on an office chair

25. Travel 5 miles on a space hopper

26. Speak in a foreign accent for a whole day

27. Convince people I am a sales person and get their personal details

28. Wear a burka for a day

29. Leave the house in trackies, flats and NO make-up (this is impossible for me, I'm an Essex girl)

30. Get 100 people to be in a seperate picture with me

31. Make a self portrait out of macaroni - primary school style

32. Make vegetable sculptures of 3 close friends

33. Make a little village out of recycled cardboard and plastic

34. Go scrumping!

35. Have a bake sale in my garden and earn 10 bucks

36. Me and Puffin live as conjoined twins for a day

37. Me and Puffin trade lives for a day

38. Organise a Flash Mob

39. Speak nothing but the truth for a whole day!

40. Re-create the film Essex Boys